CUNT SLAM
Sam. 18. Devon, England. I post things that make my mouth laugh

(Source: pokaemon, via lipring)

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

a-princess-in-disguise:

death-by-lulz:

tell-me-lm-pretty:

I thought this was gonna be a horror thing

but it ended up being adorable

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imjaylinn:

miszcarmen:

Yooo

Holyyy
foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

tbotofficial:

The Best of Tumblr #11

#10 / #9 / #8 / #7 / #6 / #5 / #4 / #3 / #2 / #1

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sashathumpa:

"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"yes fadda"
"find a wey ti schoo den"

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.
bunny-banana:

dankleaf:

spicy-vagina-tacos:



????

NOBODY SAY A WORD

my-d1vineright:

nachalibre:

uncle phil does not play

Word to Uncle Phil

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