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Sam. 17. Devon, England. I post things that make my mouth laugh

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go-insane-its-magnus-bane:

pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:


after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

this is me every time i’m eating and someone tries engaging in a conversation with me..
sexspose:

I’m fCKING crying

(via teflongrl)

psychobabblealluponyourlips:

Yes Bret. 

(Source: albamentum, via living-in-paradise-city)

pssenger:

I want to grow up not because i hate my parents or want to get out of home but because i want the freedom to do tiny things like decided what furniture goes in my house and what colour the walls are and if i should go out at night rather than stay in doing work for once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while i’m cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to experience the world without a barrier and to be able to express who i am through the little details.

I want to get rich for no reason at all and hire people to do shit for me

(via abbigailll)

futuristicninja:

A poem about androgyny in people / genderqueer people.

people are people
no matter their parts
but 1 things the same
everyone farts

(via hlerees)

squirtle-stahp:

alongcameatom:

how does one just obtain an duck in 2 hours

This girl gets shit done

(Source: common0courtesy, via cosmic-machines)

heycuddleme:

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